May 2012
God I lost it laughing at work
renfamous:
Later..
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“I wanted to call her Indiana Jones, but it didn’t work out too well for a...”
–
Chris Hemsworth on why he’s going to be a perfect father.
(via fuckingevans)
Watchof-wolves-and-men:
thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
This is the coolest thing.
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“Fat people in America are reduced to nothing but fatness. A fat person has a...”
– Lindy West, Being Mean To Fat People is Pointless: A Good Old Fashioned Plea for Civility (via broadist)
Negative experience = because of your fat
Positive experience = in spite of your fat
Also: this is a fab post, but don’t read the comments. I cried.
(via lapocketrocket)
manosukestoned420:
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
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“[Elementary will] be different and I don’t think it’ll take away the love for...”
– Benedict Freaking Sherlock Cumberbatch said so. So stop the Elementary hate. (via floopowderchristmastroy)
mY ThiughtS ON EKELTENTMYRRY
lokied:
thorgodofmpreg:
my otp is ruINED
RUINED
JAWN IS A WOMEN
NO GAHEY
SCARF
JONNY LI MIALER IS NAWT A FUNY NAEM
OTP NO GAY
RUINED
THIS SHoW
IS AIN
UNACCEPTABLLLE
CONDITIONAN
UNAACPEP
TANBLLPPEPLE
UNACCPEPTTABAABBBLLLE
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5 Best Banner's Lines:
ninapixielovesrennersarms:
What does Fury want me to do? Swallow it [Tesseract]?
I’m sorry, that [scaring Natasha] was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do. Why don’t we do this the easy way, where you don’t use that, and the other guy doesn’t make a mess? Okay?
Really? They wanted ME in a submerged pressurized metal container? Oh, no. This is much worse.
It’s his M.O., isn’t it? I...
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Whom ever is making the fake tweets from Tom and...
bambistark:
You need to stop.
thelusciouslumberjack:
thorodinsons:
I had a dream that I was at the theater waiting to watch The Dark Knight Rises and I was hanging out with Magnus Martinsson in the bathrooms and then I realized that the movie already started so I ran away from him and into the IMAX theater… and the film started out with them at Niagra Falls with Bane completely blowing up these ships with people, but then...
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#Steve Rogers is the most adorable human being there ever was
Okay, I’m lying, my actual last S tag is “sdlkfjalkjsdf”.
